I don’t go into Brooklyn often.
It isn’t that I’m afraid of skinny jeans or really big glasses, but when streets stop having numbers and start having names, I get overwhelmed.
That being said, I got lost on my way to meet my friend Jamie (my co-foodie from tour) after she insisted we head to Smorgasburg at Brooklyn Bridge Park. I realized I had forgotten my passport before heading out and Jamie assured me that I was actually still in New York. Crazy!
Upon walking in, I decided that Smorgasburg is what heaven must be like: dozens of vendors offering up everything from beef jerky to merguez sandwiches.
Jamie and I decided we would try samplings from as many places as possible, so with $25 burning a hole in my pocket (I didn’t use all of it, by the way!), we went. To. Town.
To begin, we thought we should have a beverage to whet our appetites and aid in our indecisiveness.
It’s like the inception of logos
We each got a glass of kombucha from Kombucha Brooklyn. Kombucha is fermented tea which is definitely an acquired taste—it’s almost vinegary, but I’m a huge fan. Plus it’s full of live active cultures (and since it’s fermented, it can have up to .5% alcohol. WHO’S GOT TWO THUMBS AND IS GETTING WASTEEEEEDDD?!), ‘cause anything that is an acquired taste should be healthy. Except for cilantro. Ew.
We got the “Kevin Bacon,” which was flavored with orange and rose. The floral and citrusy notes matched beautifully with the tangy tea. A great beverage to stroll with!
Fermented tea goodness. Woohoo!
Jamie and I wanted to start with an appetizer sized portion, and what better food to choose than bacon?! Landhaus had maple bacon sticks.
Duh.
I saw the sign.
These sticks were skewered thick cut bacon, grilled and covered with maple syrup and a sprinkling of a spice mixture which tasted like it had some chili powder and paprika elements to it. A smoky, sweet, slightly spicy way to start off our day of eating.
Does this need a caption? It’s bacon. On a stick.
Our next stop was a place I had my eye upon entering Smorgabsurg: Bon Chovie, home of the whole fried anchovies. They take fresh anchovies, bread them, deep fry them and serve them with smoked paprika mayo and “pickled vegetables” (which meant some slightly vinegary slices of carrots).
Get it? It’s like Bon Jovi. But for fish.
We got them “Jersey Style,” which means with the head on (why waste ‘em?). The anchovies were fresh, clean tasting and fried to order so they were crispy and warm when they arrived. Jamie had slight trepidation about trying them but was soon won over by these fish-fries. Woohoo!
Breaded fried fishy goodness.
I’m going to be honest. We got the fried anchovies to eat while waiting in line for more food. We consumed that fishy deliciousness while waiting for some sweet-smellin’ brisket from Mighty Quinn’s.
In all of it glory. Its meaty glory.
There was a reason Quinn’s had the longest line at Smorgasburg; this was some of the best barbecue this side of the Mississippi (does that apply to barbecue? Who cares, I was in BROOKLYN, for goodness’ sake).
Ain’t that lettering pretty?
I ordered a “little” brisket sandwich (perfect tasting portion!) and I could have ordered another four of the large sized sandwiches. The brisket was smoky, juicy, and had a delicious, rich crust on it. It was topped with pickled vegetables, hot peppers, and finished with coarse sea salt. I also could have easily lapped up a bowl full of the barbecue sauce he poured on it. The eggy bun that it rested on was perfect for sopping up juices and holding in the brisket that was the perfect cross between tender and firm (I’m not a fan of my brisket completely falling apart).
I die.
Also, I saw the chef from the restaurant on Chopped (one of my favorite Food Network shows) the next day, so that was an added bonus!
Our next stop we wanted to cross the border. Ayayay! Just me? …Just me. We strolled over to La Casa de Camba and sample one of their salteñas.
I totally though that C was an L.
The best way to describe a salteña is to call it a Bolivian empanada. It is a savory dough stuffed with meat and sauce (though I believe they had a vegetarian option). To continue the meatapalooza, we got a triple pork salteña: a combination of braised pork belly, smoked ham, and pork shoulder.
Oh, we had that three way, ya’ll.
The crust itself was absolutely delicious; it had a hint of sweetness to me and was a perfect compliment to the rich sauce contained within (and their homemade hot sauces!). Let’s be real; how could that combination of porkiness be bad? It was rich, beautifully cooked, and had the perfect amount of spice. It was served with a crumbly, salty cheese that I had a good time pouring on top of each bite. Don’t tell anyone you know from Colombia, but in my eyes salteña > empanada.
Saltenastic. That sounds dirty.
Jamie and I hopped to the kiosk next door—Bite Size Kitchen– to try some bao. Bao is a steamed bun found in Chinese cooking, and can be stuffed with any variety of fillings.
My friggin’ phone case added that lovely blue hue.
I’ve had some unbelievable pork belly bao, so I decided to give this one a try along with one filled with duck. I must say I was disappointed in this one. The pork and duck were tender, yes, but lacked any distinct flavor, with murky sauces that didn’t complement the meat well. Onto the next!
A bao-nty of bao.
We may or may have not have proceeded to purchase several desserts. When in Rome! Brooklyn is near Rome, right?
We knew at the beginning of the day we would want a doughnut, so we decided to get a dessert while we waited in line for it (notice how cyclical this day has become?).
We walked by a stand called Whimsy and Spice that had interesting flavor profiles for cookies. After deliberating between a massaman curry peanut butter sandwich cookie and a hazelnut whiskey cookie, I went with the booze. Duh.
So many cookies. So little time.
The whiskey was stirred directly into the filling and not cooked for a more pronounced liquor punch. That being said, it wasn’t all up in my grill (in fact, I could have done with a little more whiskey flavor), and the chocolatey filling was a great complement to the huge amount of hazelnuts that studded this soft, chewy cookie. I’m definitely down with trying the peanut butter one next time!
Boozy cookie. Bookie.
Next to Whimsy and Spice was Kumquat Cupcakery, which had a maple bacon cupcake. I repeat: Maple. Bacon. Cupcake.
I hope this girl doesn’t mind being on my blog. Hi!
Unfortunately, aside from the small piece of bacon on top of this mini cupcake, I tasted no hint of maple OR bacon. Just buttercream. The cake was moist enough. Overall, it was a fail. At least it looked cute, I guess. I didn’t take a plane to Brooklyn for unpronounced flavors, though.
Little cupcake. Little bacon and maple flavor.
Jamie and I reached the stand for Dough having already finished our cookie (the best laid plans of mice and men, I guess) and it didn’t take much time to decide on the dulce de leche donut.
I want all the donuts.
This pillowy, fluffy cloud of fried doughliciousness was the perfect complement to the beautiful scenery (we took our confections and headed to a grassy knoll). It wasn’t too sweet, which worked perfectly with the caramel notes of the glaze. The sprinkling of almonds on it added a crunch that took this donut over. The. Top. I’m realizing I use a lot of words as sentences.
D’oh (alternate spelling)!
On our way back to the train, I decided I had to get a black and white cookie from a stand that was devoted to only that called Black & Whites by Lassen and Hennings. They were frosting them right then and there, so I asked if I could get an all white cookie; now before you call me a racist, I’m a vanilla fan, so why not have twice as much of what I enjoy? GET OFF MY BACK.
I figured out how to crop this!
This may have been one of the best (black and) white cookies I have ever had. The cake was spongy and soft, yet firm enough to stand up to the mountain of rich, creamy, not-too-heavy icing that topped it. I tried to not eat it all at once, but it didn’t make it through the day. Sorry, thighs!
Absolutely nothing about this is even remotely healthy.
Smorgaburg happens on Saturday as part of the Brooklyn Flea in Williamsburg, and on Sundays at Brooklyn Bridge Park until November 17th. They happen rain or shine, so make it happen and go!
I took this. Thank goodness for instagram.
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